Saturday, March 27, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
LAST DAY OF TERM. THANK GOODNESS. COUNTDOWN TO SHARM.
The life of a London mum…or this one anyway.
Shower. Check. (Heck, even got to shave my legs!)
Breakfast. Me and husband? Yes, breakfast of champions-NESPRESSO!!!!!! Kids? No.
Drive to Child #1’s school. Find a parking spot. Walk her to door. Check.
Walk back to car with Child #2 and collect scooter. Check.
Scooter halfway to Child # 2’s school and realize we have forgotten Easter bonnet in the car. Check.
Scooter back to car. Drive car to Child # 2’s school. (Got a great parking spot! Phew). Check.
Go into nursery with lots of other parents. Lots of screaming 3 year olds. Child #2 ok at first. Then I recognize his cry in the cacophony. Go and collect him. He sits on my lap as we watch his class sing a song. We jet.
Off to Child #1’s Easter Bonnet Parade. Check.
Proceed on to church for Kindie assembly. Check.
See the girls do a lovely assembly
Collect Child #1 and proceed to a café to caffeinate (me), pee (all three), and get drinks into everyone. Child #2 proceeds to pee through the loo seat and soak his underpants. No matter, we take them off!
Going Commando. Check.
Child #1 spills water all over the table just as I am about to pay. No matter, big tip! Save the fairy costume from disaster!
Deposit Child #1 at birthday party and make a getaway with Child #2. Check. Fellow mother throws me a bone and is willing to bring Child #1 home. Phew.
Return home. Check.
Vacuum up cupcake crumbs from both Children in the car while Child #2 scooters around our close. Check.
Turn on television. Check. Clean up breakfast. Check. Drink? It must be cocktail hour somewhere in the world!!!
Happy Easter. Thank goodness for Egypt and a lovely long break from the rat race.

