OLDS HAS HER OWN TOP FIVE LIST ! !

Okay - only three weeks old and she is already challenging Letterman. So here goes - the Top Five Reactions to OLDS Real Name (taken from real, live situations with real, live Brits)...

5. Well - that's certainly UNUSUAL (in the Cotswolds).
4. Hmmm. Is that a real name - or did you make it up? (location withheld, too embarrassing).
3. Oh I see. Are you American? (at Blenheim Palace).
2. That's weird (in Notting Hill Starbucks).
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1. How do you spell that - did you name her after a footballer?? (Most everyone else around here...)